I knew something was not right when Garfield said, “Poor little fella” concerning the bird. First, Fat Cat doesn’t care for anyone but himself, and birds, well, birds are just for eating.
A hawk chased a pigeon into a window in our office building, then devoured him. A perfect spread-eagle imprint of the pigeon remained on the glass for days.
codycab about 2 years ago
“Fine. I’ll just throw it in the oven with BBQ sauce.”
Ryan B Premium Member about 2 years ago
Bird smoothie coming up.
gateboi123 about 2 years ago
“generic comment”
BJ40 about 2 years ago
Garfield’s secret sauce.
tessotcyrille about 2 years ago
what’s a picture window?
Gent about 2 years ago
Poor little fella. He so tasty.
Johnny Appleseed about 2 years ago
Oh no
BJ40 about 2 years ago
A cat’s gotta do, what a cat’s gotta eat.
BJ40 about 2 years ago
Garfield’s KFC secret recipe.
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 years ago
He wants a squab smoothie.
Blu Bunny about 2 years ago
GARF; OOH fresh meat, LUNCHTIME!!
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago
What’s orange and brown and goes real fast? A robin in a blender.
KianWatsonY10 about 2 years ago
Garfield works for KFC.
tribalelderdj about 2 years ago
Looks like Garfield wants to make shredded tweet
Jeffin Premium Member about 2 years ago
Shredded tweet?
Wren Fahel about 2 years ago
We had a bird that kept tapping on our window for days. It took us forever to get it to stop.
ruhi.v_mhs about 2 years ago
Yessir, there’s nothing like a freshly squeezed glass of bird juice first thing in the morning.
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 2 years ago
Spring Cleaning, Windex is wonderful
preacherman about 2 years ago
I knew something was not right when Garfield said, “Poor little fella” concerning the bird. First, Fat Cat doesn’t care for anyone but himself, and birds, well, birds are just for eating.
nathan.sheriff3 about 2 years ago
Nothing like a little Sparrow Pate to hit the spot.
Troglodyte about 2 years ago
A bird smoothie? Yuck! :P
Nyan the Cat:) about 2 years ago
rip bird
bigcatbusiness about 2 years ago
No Garfield. That’s overkill.
Geophyzz about 2 years ago
A hawk chased a pigeon into a window in our office building, then devoured him. A perfect spread-eagle imprint of the pigeon remained on the glass for days.
DamnHappyChappy about 2 years ago
Kinda reminded me of the alien Paul in the film of the same name.
Barnabus Blackoak about 2 years ago
its easier to bring the bird to the blender than blender to the bird Garfield.
Firestar about 2 years ago
TASTY! :)
geese28 about 2 years ago
So dark Garfield….two slices of bread perhaps?
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
Better find it quickly before the bird comes to and flies away.
karmakat01 about 2 years ago
I was about to ask when did Garfield does care for others? as appetizers, of course.
Comicfan (C) about 2 years ago
That’s a bit of a sadistic thing to do
CaveCat87 about 2 years ago
Since when did Garfield want to use a blender for a bird? Why not the oven, or the microwave, or a barbecue grill, or even a fryer?
jasonsnakelover about 2 years ago
Just put the bird in the microwave and warm him up so you can eat him for lunch.
paranormal about 2 years ago
Jon, what kind of picture do you have in your picture window?
cmxx about 2 years ago
“Put—the cendle—beck!” —Young Frankenstein.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ktmN0wvHQs
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
Rawism Diet – eat it uncooked.
Mediatech about 2 years ago
Sparrow smoothie?
cookie1371 about 2 years ago
next Nermal is going in the blender, Uh-Oh!
John M about 2 years ago
Birds hitting windows :(
https://abcbirds.org/glass-collisions/stop-birds-hitting-windows/
norphos about 2 years ago
BAD KITTY!
cookie1371 about 2 years ago
Garfield blends my heart every morning
edeloriea14 about 2 years ago
Garfield can be so mean to birds.
OdieWorldPeace about 2 years ago
I hope Garfield is making the bird a health shake!