Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 04, 2022

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    aflhc1984  over 2 years ago

    Santa should’ve gone with Blockchain technology. LOL.

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    wldhrsy2luv  over 2 years ago

    Who cares? He brought a gift!

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    jasonsnakelover  over 2 years ago

    He’s feeling extra generous.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    At least he isn’t stuck in a canal somewhere.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 2 years ago

    I heard he only came once a year and that was down the chimney.

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    kgs  over 2 years ago

    that’s cause he has snow balls…

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Chains? Isn’t that more of a Scrooge thing?

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    Nuliajuk  over 2 years ago

    January 6 is the last day of Christmas, so he’s still good.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 2 years ago

    Sorry, Santy…it’s now a home invasion

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If you did not get your Baby Yoda last year you might have to wait until March or April.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    Up claus and personal.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 2 years ago

    Put the presents around the aloe vera. It still has lights on it.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Sleigh supply chain issues. The demand is there.

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    tung cha cha cha  over 2 years ago

    Jan. 7, 2002 Orthodox Christmas

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