In Central Asia you can get Chechen fingers.
Yeah, not many find Greece appetizing…
Don’t forget to get the good China (if you can find it).
Very good today.
Life is a banquet, and most poor s.o.b.’s are starving to death.
But do you know?
“If you’re thirsty, grab a cup of Java over by the China.”
Iran to get some Turkey Togo, but it was pretty Laos-y. Syria-ously.
The ice in my drink has melted. Alaska if I can get some more.
I thought the world(s) of these puns.
Yet the equator does not get any fatter at the waistline.
And stay away from GERMany!
LOL, y’all!
Don’t forget the baked Alaska!
Very, very clever. I wonder how many people could find those countries, nay most countries on the map.
The first french toast wasn’t fried in France, it was fried in Greece.
“My wife went to a Caribbean island with me for Jerk chicken.” / “Jamaica?” / “No, she went willingly!”
For dessert, have some Girl Scout cookies from Samoa.
What did Mississippi? Minnesota.
And when you’re done eating, you’ll be all Finnish.
For desserts, you can get some free Mars bars
If you like sugar in your coffee, you can go to northern Europe to Sweden it.
The beans are over there in the capital of Peru…
for snacks we’ll head to south america for some brazil nuts and then to north america for some plain ol’ nuts…
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Ratkin over 2 years ago
In Central Asia you can get Chechen fingers.
RetFor over 2 years ago
Yeah, not many find Greece appetizing…
momofalex7 over 2 years ago
Don’t forget to get the good China (if you can find it).
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Very good today.
GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago
Life is a banquet, and most poor s.o.b.’s are starving to death.
jasonsnakelover over 2 years ago
But do you know?
P51Strega over 2 years ago
“If you’re thirsty, grab a cup of Java over by the China.”
uniquename over 2 years ago
Iran to get some Turkey Togo, but it was pretty Laos-y. Syria-ously.
scottbruce over 2 years ago
The ice in my drink has melted. Alaska if I can get some more.
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I thought the world(s) of these puns.
StephenHoyt over 2 years ago
Yet the equator does not get any fatter at the waistline.
J. R. M. over 2 years ago
And stay away from GERMany!
darcyandsimon over 2 years ago
LOL, y’all!
bobgreenwade over 2 years ago
Don’t forget the baked Alaska!
JimValTen Premium Member over 2 years ago
Very, very clever. I wonder how many people could find those countries, nay most countries on the map.
petermerck over 2 years ago
The first french toast wasn’t fried in France, it was fried in Greece.
cornshell over 2 years ago
“My wife went to a Caribbean island with me for Jerk chicken.” / “Jamaica?” / “No, she went willingly!”
cornshell over 2 years ago
For dessert, have some Girl Scout cookies from Samoa.
elizabethvshaffer over 2 years ago
What did Mississippi? Minnesota.
2Goldfish over 2 years ago
And when you’re done eating, you’ll be all Finnish.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 2 years ago
For desserts, you can get some free Mars bars
cornshell over 2 years ago
If you like sugar in your coffee, you can go to northern Europe to Sweden it.
RabbitDad over 2 years ago
The beans are over there in the capital of Peru…
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
for snacks we’ll head to south america for some brazil nuts and then to north america for some plain ol’ nuts…