Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 18, 2021

Yep, this is Breezy all right.

What happened to Fake-Front?

Headed to a Christmas reunion!!!

“On the Jazz.” Is that a monthly thing?

It feels like getting the band back together.

What! No pancakes first? Is this the real Rip?

Ah, I see a full family reunion coming just in time for Christmas.

How could Rip know you were missing, even baby Fireball couldn’t tell.

Rip, this is no time to get a woody!

ka-hormones

KA-ON THE JAZZ!

No doubt about it, this is definitely the real Breezy!

Eh, and where’d Cobra disappeared to?

Butter up the popcorn, my fellow Ripscallions! We are about to witness the most intense custody battle EVER!!!

Coming soon, to a Haywire strip near you…

MASSIVE MOTHER MAYHEM!!!

You can just hear the punctuation after her every word! “Then. Let’s. Go. Get. Her. Back…”

Dr. Pain is in for a Tripple Dose of the Haywire Flu.

Now there’s the Breezy we all know and love

What’s his right hand doing…..?