Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 04, 2021

I got nothing.

It looks like they’re going to start playing head games.

PRICK BALL SUCKS!

Uh oh! It’s the hat trick.

Isn’t a hat trick something good in sports?

The team trainers are Penn and Teller. The season the Edmonton Elks just had, they need all the tricks they can get.

He puts on the hat, casually saunters into the end zone, takes off the hat, and pulls out the football. Touchdown!

Looks like they play for the Edmonton Elks of the Canadian Football League

Love Jenkins’ expression.

The trick plays the Elks used this year did not do them any good. They finished 3 – 11 in a shortened season. A far away from the 1970s -1980s when they appeared in 9 out of 10 Grey Cup games, winning 6, including 5 in a row. Those 5 were quarterbacked by Warren Moon.

Hopefully there’s more of him inside that hat, or he’s going to have trouble grabbing anything.

He should have quit while he was ahead

Onside kick to the head..ouch.

Does the Center get sawed in half!?

I got it on good information that Nebraska is going to pull the baby trick in the insurance commercial next fall.

In Premiere League football, a player scoring three goals in one game is credited with a hat trick.

How would you know if that guy was kneeling during the anthem?

Alabama pulled out the ol’ hat trick and Georgia completely fell for it…….