The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 15, 2009
June 14, 2009
June 16, 2009
Transcript:
Man: The paternity results concluded that you are indeed the father... However, with a few crackers and a little wine, you might be able to avoid child support.
..gag doesn’t work. Fish eggs are just that, eggs. There’s no implication of fertilization since caviar is harvested directly from females before they can set eggs to be fertilized. Ichthyologists DO have a sense of humor…but its gotta make senses.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
??? Aquaman is bribing him with caviar? I’m so corn-fused here…
Joe_Minotaur almost 15 years ago
Marg I think that the caviar is the subject of the paternity suit.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Ah, so they plan to consume the evidence?
rllawson almost 15 years ago
This all sounds a little fishy.
bald almost 15 years ago
now we know what aquaman has been up to since we last saw him
calvinandquestionmark almost 15 years ago
I’m with Marg…don’t get it
missbdiamond almost 15 years ago
..gag doesn’t work. Fish eggs are just that, eggs. There’s no implication of fertilization since caviar is harvested directly from females before they can set eggs to be fertilized. Ichthyologists DO have a sense of humor…but its gotta make senses.
DougDean almost 15 years ago
If his DNA has been found in the eggs as implied by the cartoon, … BUSTED!
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
Man, that’s a LOT of kids to pay child support for - better do SOMETHING, Aquaman. Maybe with Wheat Thins?
coffeeturtle almost 15 years ago
this is gross on a few levels! :-D
shamare252 almost 15 years ago
Caviar is the “kids.” The lawyer is trying to get him to offer her crackers and wine, so the “evidence” is consumed.