FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 04, 2006

Transcript:

Peter: Who are you? Where are my men? Andy: Relax, Petysseus. They are being well cared for. Even as we speak, they are feasting on alfalfa sprouts, eggplant, and garbanzo bean stew. Peter: What sort of insanity has gripped them?! What devilish place is this?! Andy: Soy burger? Peter: Aaaa! The land of tofu eaters! Anday: Put some ketchup on it and you can't even tell.