FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 26, 1999

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Roger (father): What are you doing? Peter (oldest son): Trying to grow sideburns. Roger (father): By rubbing your cheeks?! Peter (oldest son): I heard that by stimulating the skin and getting circulation going, it helps the hair follicles do their thing. Roger (father): Son, when Mother Nature is ready for you to grow sideburns, it'll happen. Rubbing your cheeks to grow hair is about the silliest thing I've ever-- I, um, have an itch on my head, I swear. Peter (oldest son): Uh-huh.