Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 12, 2021

Aren’t they both in one?

The pickle is the only thing would eat. The other item on the plate sort of looks like a foot.

I don’t get it.

Risk it!

We ASSUME it’s a pickle!!!

If he’s picky, he might not want the pickle. If he’s not picky, he may choose to keep his pickle. To pick the pickle or not to pick the pickle – that is the “pickle” he is in.

It’s a good thing these guys know each other because if you were to strike up that same conversation with a complete stranger in an AutoMat…you’d better understand the concealed carry laws in that jurisdiction.

Let’s see Jail, Pickle what comes next, wait is that the proper spelling?

I’m not sure. I’m kinda half souring on the idea.

They are in prison, might want to clarify what pickle he’s talking about.

My wife and I never ask that question. The answer is always, “Of course, I’m going to eat it!”

Can you eat a pickle when you’re in a pickle.

“I’ll trade you the pickle for that piece of gristle.”

That’s not a pickle, it’s moving.

If I could reach it, I would. Just ain’t long enough.

Yes or no, it shouldn’t be a big dill.

You gonna eat your hand? Trade you!

Just want to ride my motor sickle.

Sensible question, the pickle is just a garnish for the their swill, some people don’t bother to eat the garnish.

“I’m going to eat my pickle and any hand wrapped around it that isn’t mine.”

It is actually a left over, rotted cucumber from the King’s kitchen.

It’s obvious that some of you have never had a Half-Sour pickle. Other than that, I still don’t get the joke.

“Daddy? When you gonna eat that pickle?”

- Little Girl in the (now classic) Vlasic commercial