Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 25, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  almost 3 years ago

    That’s why she slipped a “disc”.

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    Superfrog  almost 3 years ago

    She’s addicted to speed.

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    northernbills  almost 3 years ago

    I have had dreams where I’m driving and I step on the brakes, but the vehicle doesn’t stop. Must have some deep philosophical meaning.

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    TStyle78  almost 3 years ago

    I had that problem once. I was test driving a used car from a dealership. The guy sitting in the passenger seat said to take the next turn left. So I pushed on the brake and nothing happened. After I passed it, he said,“why didn’t you turn there?” I said, “I tried but the brakes didn’t work.” He didn’t seem to believe me. So he said, take the next left then," So I tried again to hit the breaks. Fortunately, this time they worked. So I headed back to the dealership. He said, “do you want that car?” I said, “no thanks.” He said, “why not?” I said, “I’m looking for a car that stops when I hit the breaks.” He still didn’t believe me about the breaks.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That’s what lampposts are for.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Wow – I might need an intervention. I’m definitely addicted.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Mmmmmm, Pinwheel cookies.

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    HunterIsACriminal  almost 3 years ago

    I had brake lines blow three different times: excitement to the extreme!

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 3 years ago

    We can’t find anything physically wrong with any systems, so we have scheduled daily therapy sessions until we achieve a brakethrough.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 3 years ago

    “Dr. Firestone is with a patient, umm, customer right now. May I take a message?”

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Pressing on the brakes and getting nothing is a scary thing!

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    They’re not really bad brakes, just misunderstood.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    Now I see it, it’s rehab.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  almost 3 years ago

    Which is why I dropped $5700 at the repair shop last week, not counting the $1000 brake replacement tomorrow…

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