Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 23, 2021
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Transcript:
Allison, I was always sorry you never had more than a piece of granite for a father. That's racist, Janet.
Ida No about 3 years ago
So, he’s both sedimentary AND metamorphic. Can’t accurately call him a rock head, though…
Qiset about 3 years ago
However, he was always rock hard.
ArtyD2 Premium Member about 3 years ago
bad Stoner joke
ekw555 about 3 years ago
meanwhile, Allison’s arms are 2×4s.I feel like there is a 2nd joke here that I missed.
P51Strega about 3 years ago
He’s cemented a place in the heart of his daughter, but his wife just takes him for granite.
tims145 about 3 years ago
Dad still resents that behind his back everyone calls him “schist for brains”. (To save you non-geologists from looking it up, it’s a type of rock.)