Prickly City by Scott Stantis for July 15, 2007

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Carmen: You're gonna have to address it, Winslow. Ever since it was leaked, it's been all over the news 24-7. And as the front-runner in the Prickly City primary, it won't just go away. The liberal base is demanding a response. Winslow: I admit it! Since I was a pup, I have worn sustainable, bio-degradable, carbon-offset fur. No animals were harmed. Well... except for me when I wax my unibrow...