Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 07, 2021

That way you can absorb the coffee directly through your skin. And the smell, the aroma, is delightful!

I use a Mrs. Tea all the time, never had a problem like that.

He will mist her when she’s gone.

Some people just “love the smell of coffee in the morning”.

This way you don’t have to actually drink it – you can just breath it in.

Ad soundtrack done by Mister Mister.

I think Dan was inspired by Aqua Teen Hunger Force….

I’ve always wondered why Glade® doesn’t have a ‘coffee’ fragrance air freshener.

But you’re exposing folks to secondhand coffee!

It’s the favorite beverage maker of steam punks everywhere.

Ooooohhh, I LOVE it!

Was there once a Mr. Coffee clone called a COFFEE MISER made by Regal in the 1970’s?