Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 20, 2021

You don’t see any hearses with luggage racks.

Yeah, how is it going to be heaven without my phone?!

One man’s heaven is another man’s hell.

There is a heaven..

Why does heaven need security?

In Hell, you can take your phone, but they keep your charger.

“Nice try. You won’t need that here.”

“You also won’t need those glasses.”

Better double check. Make sure that he’s in the right place.

So that was what was ringing during the funeral.

It ain’t heaven with one of those.

OH. Thanks Gods.

A place with no noses buried in cell phones? Definitely heaven…

You’d better wand him too, no telling what he’s trying to smuggle in.

I love how believers think they’ll take human baggage with them.

It’s equally funny when Atheists say that they’d find eternal bliss boring.

Is he leaving or just arriving?

They won’t let you do it in the other place either.

♫ This could be heaven or this could be hell ♫

Jokes on them I got…the ICloud buh doom psst

People try to sneak things in.