B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 12, 2021

He wants home improvement.

Bird?

Take a Tip from Nikita Khrushchev:

“We will bury you!”

Reminds me … don’t ever use a plunger on a backed-up commode. Call a plumber!

John? He must be John Cena. When he goes inside his shell, we can’t see him.

Please stop helping.

Is there anyone else out there?

“Give me a lever and I can move the world …”

John, you should know that bird by now…

Smart thing would have been to dig him out on that side. Now you’ve given yourself more work

Sorry, but it wasn’t a “foof-proof” plan, bird!

… he bellowed.

Better than blowing smoke up your skirt.

Okay. Lets think. It’s a hard shelled creature stuck helplessly in the sand with a weak dim wit for help. I know! Send in the Marines!!

New example of good intentions when applied by a well meaning but inept friend.

Too much pressure eh?

“Well, it did clear out my sinuses…”

We’re going to need a bigger bellows….

Now that’s gratitude for you.

What a bird brain.

To get your head out, pull your head in.

If my bowl fills up I just leave it. The added weight of the water (and the pressure directed at that small pipe) eventually dissolves the ‘clog’ and away it goes. That’s Hydrology with a Purpose !!