Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 25, 2021

The big “slang” theory.

Kind of rex the whole story.

As per a legend, Tea Rexes didn’t drink coffee.

If you can’t communicate with your hands alone try it with hands and feet

And that’s why T-Rexies never applied for a job as sign language interpreter

It was so big that it had four horns!

“Triceratops!”

“No thanks, I’m trying to cut back.”

Scientists believe the short arms were used during mating. My question is: who ya gonna satisfy with those things?

He wasn’t good at telling fish tales either.

stupid… tiny… arms!

Too bad his arms aren’t longer….lol

He got away. Damn, he was in arms reach too!

T-Rex always failed the driving test cause they could not do arm signals.

T- Rex could not hitchhike cause no one saw their thumbs out.

T-Rex stayed home a lot.

T- Rex never got Covid.

Hard to effectively brag when, apparently, they all have tales of the same small- sized triceratops

Well you would’ve had to been there.

Island toons need to have a palm tree. Prehistoric toons need to have a volcano.