Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 25, 2021

Lego of me!

Something snappy?

Next stop: the shop with “HAIR”

I thought they only had them in one size. And that one size fits all.

Shouldn’t Ralph be lego too?

Can you lift your lego for me?

Leggo of my eggo

Careful not to knock his block off! :-O

Looks like cubic footage to me!

Gee I didn’t know that Lego had a brannock device

But with all that plastic, has anyone considered his carbon footprint?

Everything is awesome.

Yes, just as I thought, three dots long…

Zen question: Did Legos invent Eggos? (After all: “Lego my Eggo!”)

How about a pair of Plastic Fantastic Loafers …?

Just wear the box.

And, is the “Frankenstein” the only style you carry here?