April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
It occurred on “Ash” Wednesday.
Don’t just lie there in the urn, say something dear.
He’s always been a scatter brain.
Yeah, she poured him down the drain!!!
She needs to “find” a place where she won’t “accidentally” knock over his urn.
She just needs to keep a lid on it.
She’s gotta quit flicking cigarette ashes in his urn.
And now he’s giving her the silent treatment.
Did she sneeze when she opened the lid?
He finally made a complete ash of himself.
Harold is restless, he has to learn to stay in his urn.
Any more biggies like the last one and there will no more dust…period.
Something burned him up.
Art! that wasn’t herb tea, that was Herb! — sorry, couldn’t let an opportunity for a Night Court reference fly by
Such an ash-hole!
Well he urned it.
He never talks anymore…
My father insisted that he be cremated and his ashes scattered on his farm. My mother had him cremated but he will be buried beside her. Always has to have the last word.
Maybe he’ll urn her respect now
It’s time to let the dust settle.
If it turns ugly, she’ll probably kick his ash.
Did she vacuum him up like the rest of the Monty Python gang did to Grham?
SHAKEDOWNVILLE about 3 years ago
It occurred on “Ash” Wednesday.
Imagine about 3 years ago
Don’t just lie there in the urn, say something dear.
eromlig about 3 years ago
He’s always been a scatter brain.
STEPUP about 3 years ago
Yeah, she poured him down the drain!!!
Doug K about 3 years ago
She needs to “find” a place where she won’t “accidentally” knock over his urn.
cdward about 3 years ago
She just needs to keep a lid on it.
Ubintold about 3 years ago
She’s gotta quit flicking cigarette ashes in his urn.
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
And now he’s giving her the silent treatment.
e.groves about 3 years ago
Did she sneeze when she opened the lid?
wirepunchr about 3 years ago
He finally made a complete ash of himself.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Harold is restless, he has to learn to stay in his urn.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Any more biggies like the last one and there will no more dust…period.
Herd of Turtles about 3 years ago
Something burned him up.
KEA about 3 years ago
Art! that wasn’t herb tea, that was Herb! — sorry, couldn’t let an opportunity for a Night Court reference fly by
Michael G. about 3 years ago
Such an ash-hole!
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
Well he urned it.
paranormal about 3 years ago
He never talks anymore…
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
My father insisted that he be cremated and his ashes scattered on his farm. My mother had him cremated but he will be buried beside her. Always has to have the last word.
We has seen the enemy about 3 years ago
Maybe he’ll urn her respect now
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
It’s time to let the dust settle.
tinstar about 3 years ago
If it turns ugly, she’ll probably kick his ash.
chemguy about 3 years ago
Did she vacuum him up like the rest of the Monty Python gang did to Grham?