Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 23, 2021

A good gloat may take quite some time, but an excellent gloat can be accomplished in less than a second.

Did Phoebe actually make a much more wicked smile than the joker?

I deny having sung Ding Dong the Witch is Dead.

now we’ll have to tune into next to see how Phoebe and Marigold make Dakota feel… um… worse?

“Uni-Phoebe!”

ah the power of friendship

An example of mini-schadenfreude…

Well, Phoebe is a honorary Unicorn.

And everybody knows schadenfreude doesn’t count against you if you don’t allow yourself to enjoy it for more than a minute or two.