Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for December 16, 2020

But you’re helping to reduce the carbon foot print in order for Al Gore yo justify his private jet.

And miles to go before he sleeps…

He’s not as wacky as the person who wrote the nursery rhymes!

Since we’re in a deconstructive mood…on what kind of epic mind-altering trip was whoever came up with “Hey Diddle Diddle” at the time?

People back then weren’t snowflakes …

Walking snow covered fields at night is peaceful and enjoyable. The problem with the sleigh is when you get back you don’t go in and have hot chocolate (or hot toddy); you have to take care of the horse and sleigh.

At the time.. it beat walking.

Fun fact: Jingle Bells was actually written for Thanksgiving and is NOT specifically a Christmas song.

I see you use the Dominion vote counter.

A de-constructive mood-alood-eo to make the song last the length of the trip-alip-eo.