Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 19, 2020

The Romans had donuts, but no holes…

When it comes to teaching math, a doughnut is just a big fat zero.

“You had better listen. Because I donut repeat myself!”

Homer: “Mmmmm, donuts” :D

Do nut go to sleep, or I’ll dunk you!

Call me when the donuts are multiplying.

Having to learn math…what could be cruller…?

Can’t see why they need to know more than a baker’s dozen!

Yeah, it would be sweet… they do actually knead to know all that.

But I bet there isn’t enough dough in the world to make them rise to the task.

I remember that class…

Trying to learn it just about torus up.

By the end I felt really fried.

Don’t let him sugar-coat it… no floury language can make it a piece of cake.

Oil you can do is jump in deep, and fry hard to get at yeast a B.

But isn’t twisted related to pretzels?

Makes me want to go out and get 2 1/2 dozen donuts.

Personally, I’d rather be getting baked.

I had a flash-forward to some future day when everyone has a calculator and no one is taught simple arithmetic. Then some creative young person notices the patterns on his/her calculator and re-invents arithmetic. The world is amazed at the creativity.

Anything higher than a baker’s dozen is confusing.

I once had a dream where I was laying on the floor at a donut shop they they fell into my mouth as they rolled down the line. Mighta been a Krispy Kreme over dose.

That was a close one. Only 3 puns per comic strip allowed!

It sure beats frittering your life away.

Cruller words were never spoken