Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 04, 2011

That’s one powerful hypnotist…

Hey, why aren’t those nymphs in my art museum?

I can name every single one of these monsters!

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2011/05/monsters-make-noise.html

I’m not about to name them all, but if you have a question about any particular monster’s identity, just tell me what time mark it appears at, and I’ll happily ID the creature for you.

As some of you know, in addition to being a well known personality in the outdoor recreation industry (with my own line of signature series spork fishing boats), I am also the doppelganger of a person of not insignificant power and influence whose initials are DBV.

(I say that for the sole purpose of serving up the following high hanging curveball for nighthawks to see how far he can hit it)

Search Wikipedia for “DBV” and one of the results you get (I swear I’m not making this up) is “pulsating white dwarf.”

You are getting sleepy You are getting out your checkbook You are signing a check to Lewreader the Hypnotist. You are leaving the amount blank. When I snap my fingers, you will forget this.

Oh, and also, there are a bunch of monster noises that will no longer haunt you, as well.

WHOOOSH!

that’s the sound of rotifer’s comment going right over the top of my head.

(and it was a fastball , not a high hanging curve)

in fact, that pitch was so wild it decked the Frog Applause team mascot with a shot to his furry temple

hey! where do I send this blank check with Lewreader’s name on it?

sure wish I could remember why I made it out…..

I never realized that Japanese monsters sounded like a grand piano being shoved across a metal warehouse floor…

And I never realized that Teresa had a bill. I naturally assumed that she would have lips like everyone else.

Actually, When you awake, you will remember everything:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDm5o3FJ2Q8

I can’t wait and I want to be first. http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2010/05/05 Happy Birthday, Teresa!!!

Well then, Happy Birthday, Teresa.

Attn: Cleokaya, Do you remember the bill jokes of the late 80’s? and now the news - http://www.wvgazette.com/News/201105020871

Oh…I feel so bad. I need to put this on my Outlook Calendar for next year. Happy Birthday, Teresa. I wish you many, many more.

@Ray C. Teresa’s birthday is TOMORROW. I just wanted to be first by being a day early. See my link. Make sure you don’t accidentally click grapfhics’s goat link instead!

happy unbirthday

It’s not your bill, it’s your beak that worries me. And the poison glands in your claws.