Henry Payne for August 22, 2020

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Payne’s doing the best† he can with the material he has, I guess. Not convincingly, but then he ain’t got much material.

    † For a rather small value of “best”, of course.

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    Daeder  almost 4 years ago

    Meanwhile, Faux Gnus can’t figure out how the bar for a Presidential candidate got so low!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-29I6Ia8Xmc

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yes Mr. Payne, Biden just can’t compete against someone who has words, knows the best words, and has a “very large, a brain”.

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    sevaar777  almost 4 years ago

    Even Payne inadvertently said what Drump is, in extremely mild terms.

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    They are both so old and demented.

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    jdeathlogan  almost 4 years ago

    “I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent’s youth and inexperience.”- Ronald Reagan

    When J. Danforth Qualye read a canned speech off of a teleprompter (likely provided by a professional speech writer) the reporters were impressed. They had set a very low bar and Qualye had exceeded it.

    Of course VP Joe Biden can deliver a speech. The only reason that some people expected him to stumble was the constant right wing propaganda about Joe’s talking inabilities.

    In the 1988 VP debates between Texas Senator Lloyd Bentsen and Dan Qualye after Qualye had tried to acquire the JFK legacy, Lloyd said ""I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you’re no Jack Kennedy"

    When it comes to making an issue of age, Henry Payne, you are no Ronald Reagan.

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    hermit48  almost 4 years ago

    I think Payne has lost it. Talk about projection.

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    Tralfaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Sadly for Mr. Payne he put all this work into a one-off comic; no way this joke can be recycled for the upcoming GOP Convention…

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    Vidrinath Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Seems like an admission of defeat Henry.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    ha ha ha…

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    walfishj  almost 4 years ago

    Well we never have to expect that DJT will live up to expectations. Not even the low ones set by Barr.

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    Ontman  almost 4 years ago

    Payne’s comics the are diarrhea of the editorial world.

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    thelordthygod666  almost 4 years ago

    Poor Hank, if this is an example of his Biden attacks, he’s going to have a tough three months.

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    Patjade  almost 4 years ago

    Stupid Henry Payne. I guess he’ll make a similar one next week for this guy:

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    Nah, who am I kidding? he’ll do another stupid Joe cartoon or dump on Whitmer some more.

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    pc368dude  almost 4 years ago

    You may as well make fun of Biden’s girth. It would make just as much sense. SMH

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And we wait.. with bated breath.. the wisdom about to be released from the mouth of trump.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Now we’ll see how Donnie Boi does at the Rethuglicon convention. I’ve heard some of his talks from a teleprompter; his typical performance is at a level the Rethugs accuse Biden of achieving.

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    MaryBethJavorek1  almost 4 years ago

    would be fun to see them do a physical foot race together! no golf carts either!

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    rmfrye Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yuck it up cartoon man, then listen to a Trump “speech”.

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    T Smith  almost 4 years ago

    “It was an enormously effective speech.” — Fox News

    “This may be the best speech Joe Biden has ever delivered. It wasn’t a convention speech, written for applause lines; it was a presidential address, even kind of a fireside chat.” — CNN

    “I think we found out tonight why Donald Trump feared him so much.” — MSNBC

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    Havel  almost 4 years ago

    Well, is he selling us a wall?

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    DrDon1  almost 4 years ago

    Payne became irrelevant long ago!

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    gcottay  almost 4 years ago

    And is not a narcissistic hate oozing wackadoodle.

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    casonia2  almost 4 years ago

    Yo-sem-ite.

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    streetbeater  almost 4 years ago

    Henry, Princeton called. They want their diploma back.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Yes, Trump is bad. At the GOP convention if you aren’t indicted your aren’t invited.

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    wirepunchr  almost 4 years ago

    Good nobody feeding the troll (yet).

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    ncorgbl  almost 4 years ago

    Payne, you are a hypocrite. tRump has mangled words and names far more than Biden ever has.

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    I have yet to see Donald Trump make a speech where he did not stumble, mispronounce words, or mangle the language with inane repetitions of adjectives or made-up adverbs (“bigly” comes to mind), or stray off-topic into a rant even his handlers can’t decipher. Moreover, Biden can answer a simple question without turning red in the face, flinging accusations or childish names at the questioner, and has even been known to admit an error.

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    XtopherSD  almost 4 years ago

    Hey Payne, the entire Fox panel gave it awesome reviews. Did you miss that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnGUgdw6Tfg

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    jack666 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Good grief, Payne. You should realize you’re backing the wrong candidate when all you can do is falsely accuse his opponent of having your guy’s obvious defects.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Compared to the Oaf of Office, Biden is Thomas Jefferson.

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    Andylit Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He did a good job. Joe can still tap into the fire in the belly when he has a script.

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    Woodstock Generation Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Biden probably can even pronounce Yosemite and Thailand!

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    jader3rd  almost 4 years ago

    Fox News was praising Bidens speech too.

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    DeepState  almost 4 years ago

    Unlike that obnoxious lard ass in the White House glued to his Faux News and junk food.

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    Treehggr87 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
    supporters are now so brainwashed they can’t even detect sincerity or decency anymore. Spooky to think how many walk among us…
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    NatureBatsLast  almost 4 years ago

    For those who missed civics class, Trump is a demagogue or rabble-rouser a leader who gains popularity in a democracy by exploiting emotions, prejudice, and ignorance to arouse some against others, whipping up the passions of the crowd and shutting down reasoned deliberation. Demagogues overturn established norms of political conduct, or promise or threaten to do so. But, I’m sure he writes all his speeches.

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    AndrewSihler  almost 4 years ago

    The deadliest weapon a politician can deploy is to be underestimated. If Trumpish people mean what they say about Biden, they have gravely mis- and underestimated him. (On the other hand, when has a Trump acolyte ever meant what they said, except perhaps for Stephen Miller.)

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