Hoping to find out more about smartphones for whales. Waterproof, receive signals underwater and giant screens. I’m sure they could be marketed to humans.
Back in the 70s after the freedom marches, peaceful sit-ins, etc.. I figured out whales were beaching in protest of what we were doing to the oceans in terms of pollution.
Stupid whale. GPS is a system of satellites and knows nothing at all about landmarks. He should have gotten something with maps, like a navigation system.
jreckard almost 4 years ago
He’s lieing through his baleen.
Leojim almost 4 years ago
Abort the mission
Nachikethass almost 4 years ago
He doesn’t believe in asking for guidance, I suppose!
AtariDragon almost 4 years ago
That would have been a plausible excuse ~3 million years ago, when the Isthmus of Panama formed.
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
Maybe you have a problem following directions.
kelese almost 4 years ago
I knew I should have turned left at Albuquerque!
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
It was a fluke in the programming.
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
Now, just hump back to the water or you’ll be sad and blue.
DavidSharp Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Hoping to find out more about smartphones for whales. Waterproof, receive signals underwater and giant screens. I’m sure they could be marketed to humans.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
His natural sense of direction has gone kaflooey again….
J Short almost 4 years ago
He always thinks he’s Wright.
wbezemek almost 4 years ago
Back in the 70s after the freedom marches, peaceful sit-ins, etc.. I figured out whales were beaching in protest of what we were doing to the oceans in terms of pollution.
garcoa almost 4 years ago
Just take it back to the store and get an updated model.
homeboy almost 4 years ago
Recalculating!
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 4 years ago
GPS should help you be punctuwhale.
petermerck almost 4 years ago
We trip into water fountains and off docks while looking at phones so why not whales falling onto a beach.
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Men will never ask for directions.
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
Quit your wailing.
The Brooklyn Accent almost 4 years ago
Do whales use cell phones? I thought they used iPods.
mwksix almost 4 years ago
She insisted that he should stop and ask for directions at that last whaling station…
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well, that’s better than being a nuclear tipped missile. 42.
Cactus-Pete almost 4 years ago
Stupid whale. GPS is a system of satellites and knows nothing at all about landmarks. He should have gotten something with maps, like a navigation system.
namelocdet almost 4 years ago
Back-beach driver.
j.l.farmer almost 4 years ago
hope the tide comes in soon!
neatslob Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The 2016 navigation update from Honda still didn’t know about a commercial shopping “village” that was built in 1999.