Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for May 11, 2011

Demand a refund, if you’re able to…

They won’t get a refund if they’re dead marg.

That’s why I said “…if you’re able to.” ;-)

A GPS is a mother-in-law in the back seat. See SUSAN, I’m not as ignorant as you thought.

If you should venture to northern Vt., NH, beware if the road you are on becomes two cowpaths the GPS is leading you in to trouble.

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This sort of thing happens. People die.http://ca.news.yahoo.com/stranded-b-c-couple-tried-walk-help-004535455.htmlShe hasn’t actually said the GPS told them to turn onto the logging trail [comma] but they did have a GPS [comma] and there’s no other reason they would have driven down that “road”.

@SUSAN NEWMAN: GPS = Global Positioning System, by which you can track your position on the globe via satellite network. It has also come to mean the device in many cars which tracks said position and enables you to navigate accordingly on the roads, turn by turn.

You’re better off using Google Earth.

I’ve never used a GPS because I have something else that can tell me where I am and how to get where I’m going. They’re called maps.

Wow, talk about going into the belly of the beast. Eeeeeek!

They’re not designed for flyers.

NO DIP SHERLOCK!