The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 30, 2011

No problem, as long as you still have your cell phone!

So what? You only got 7 days to live anyway.

You can always leave home without your cell phone, but never leave home without your wallet.

After she got through with it, I don’t need my wallet.

All the more reason not to have a ”she who must be obeyed. I prefer the “she who can be ignored”

Grog, I prefer the “she’s gone and out of my life”