Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 19, 2011

Are both Lio and Ishy in the box?

THE SNACK THAT ATE PHILADELPHIA!!!

(violin sounds)

Why is there a Spanish language ad for FAST FIVE on this page? Oh, nevermind - Jordana Brewster! yummmm…

Procede with caution Dad..you’re about to enter a cereal killer’s zone!

And the squid-napping plot thickens!

Something is coming out of that box and a clinging on the Ish!

**ON SCREEN MAY 1

Dad, go let Cybil off the chain. You need reinfrocements.

Oh, Lio grabs Ishy for help.

CAN THIS BE THE END OF LIO?

Now this is REALLY scary - Dad appears to be thinking outside the box.

Kill Cerial boxes!

Oh no. Someone replaced the Squidy Squares with Cthulhu Chex!

You are hilarious, Digital Frog! Nice one!

Lio needs reinforcement.

Dad, you’d better have a a few Trix handy, and maybe one or two Lucky Charms, or you’ll soon be saying, “Cheerio, World!” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I like the pointing hand clip art, but I think Lio deserves the six-fingered hand that I’ve seen used in some Al Jaffee paperbacks.

Cereal Killer

Maybe it’s the way to SpongeBob land?

Let this be a warning to everyone: When you buy cereal, make sure you don’t accidentally buy a portal to another dimension! (This one apparently ruled by evil squid…)

Squidy Squares brought to you by TARDIS Co. specializing in travel snacks.

Evil squid + Lío + Ishy = higher math.

We started out with squares. I can handle that! I’m no nerd. With three, now, it becomes cubed. The formula is no longer squared. But if Dad is pulled into the box… That’s four inside with no locks. What is the answer, Dude?