Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 18, 2020

So, maybe a chump band, or a twerp band?

Oh, so you can hurt the audience’s ears and eyes! Clever!

It would still sound better than Squidward’s clarinet.

Clarinets aren’t all that good at the “three chords and the truth” genre that is punk, (for a somewhat… extended… value of “truth”)

Fun story so far, but I wouldn’t count on Batman liking it. Rock & Roll, as well as Punk music is basically his greatest enemy.

Dr. Wily might like it.

That’s perfectly punk. Now string some notes together in a non-melodious way and you might be considered avant-garde proto-punk.

Still, it sounds better than Petey’s (Cul de Sac) oboe.

It sounds like a goose with a cold.

Don’t bother, Sue. Most of ’em “snort” before they sneer, if you know what I mean.

Could be worse. Could be a flute… ;D

Sounded like she tried to snort it. :P

That "SNONK: is so Punk Rock!

Punk’s still out there?

Keep that hair style for Phoebe, please.

Eh? RELEASE THE QUACKEN!!!!

Sneering really screws up your embouchure.

I was wondering. Did Phoebe ever recovered her hair tie after Sue scared her hair? Just asking.

Sounds like a dry reed and a bit stiff. Might want to shave it down just a little bit and soak it for a few seconds.

Sounds like a dry reed and a bit stiff. Might want to shave it down just a little bit and soak it for a few seconds. (Amateur reed maker. Mostly double reeds, but I know a bad reed when I hear it.)

SNORK was beginning of most famous clarinet solo ever played. It put jazz in the concert hall.

It sounds punk. Go with it.

What you’re trying for is called “Free Jazz” Ask Petey Otterloop about it.

T’is an ill wind that bodes no good…

Go for it Sue, Ian Anderson did pretty well playing heavy metal with a flute.