First, though, you have to be close enough to jam the stick. This is not unlike the truth that if you can put a bit of salt on a bird’s tail you can catch it. But with more violence (on the part of the bicycle).
I remember my first 2 wheeler bikeIgot for christmas, everything was fine,Ijust kept ignoring it until finally decided I was going to learn how to ride it come hell or high water!!!
I did something like that once. I snatched a kids jacket from him and it stuck in the spokes. Did I mention that I was riding my bike past him at a high rate of speed when this happened? I was on the receiving end of instant Karma. Nothing worse than pavement rash and a few bruises, fortunately.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
A tuna sandwich is a small price to pay to rid one of a nemesis.
Sugar Bombs 95 almost 4 years ago
Has Hobbes dealt with killer bikes in the past?
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 4 years ago
Anything for tuna.
codycab almost 4 years ago
Well DUH!
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
First, though, you have to be close enough to jam the stick. This is not unlike the truth that if you can put a bit of salt on a bird’s tail you can catch it. But with more violence (on the part of the bicycle).
hasani roberts almost 4 years ago
I’m a kid and I just learnd about calvin and hobbes in 2019 and now I’m a big fan!
rshive almost 4 years ago
There’s a simple solution to everything, I guess.
DaveG1960 almost 4 years ago
Gotta be worth a tuna sandwich
Barry1941 almost 4 years ago
I don’t think this will end well for Calvin.
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
A friend in need is a friend indeed!
Red33410 almost 4 years ago
If you’re wondering enough how you possibly can thank me.
well-i-never almost 4 years ago
That bike eats sticks for breakfast. Don’t try it!
JudyHendrickson almost 4 years ago
I remember my first 2 wheeler bikeIgot for christmas, everything was fine,Ijust kept ignoring it until finally decided I was going to learn how to ride it come hell or high water!!!
Troglodyte almost 4 years ago
It was about time Hobbes “spoke” up!
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 4 years ago
“We could mosey over to…” Hobbes sounds like an old timer in a 1940’s movie.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A fitting reward for a hero. Snacks!
gantech almost 4 years ago
Hobbes should also mention that Calvin should not be riding the bicycle when he inserts the stick.
Hey, with Calvin, you have to include details like that.
Whatcouldgowrong almost 4 years ago
It works best if you’re riding the bike downhill when you shove in the big stick. Try it that way, Calvin.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Well spoke-n, Hobbes.
Nothing(ANTI) almost 4 years ago
Who’s smarter? :Calvin or Hobbes
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Oh please show him explaining that to his parents tomorrow!
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 4 years ago
Hobbes really is the best imaginary friend a somewhat mentally deranged six-year-old can have.
JustinStephen1 almost 4 years ago
Why don’t we go on over to the kitchen instead of mosey on over? Yeesh, sounds like some sort of really old one-shot rifle or… I’ll stop talking.
somebody stole my stem almost 4 years ago
heek heek haw
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 4 years ago
I did something like that once. I snatched a kids jacket from him and it stuck in the spokes. Did I mention that I was riding my bike past him at a high rate of speed when this happened? I was on the receiving end of instant Karma. Nothing worse than pavement rash and a few bruises, fortunately.
tinstar almost 4 years ago
There’s a little feeling perched in the back of my mind, that makes me think Calvin will try it, first, to be sure it works.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 4 years ago
Offense is the best defense.