Close to Home by John McPherson for July 01, 2020

All that would do is make them more hungry.

Bleeb loves the truth in advertising. Hey, even the hammer on the chain to break the glass in case of emergency LOL It is all there!

Knowing the ways of airlines these days, there’d probably be a fee to use the hammer to break the glass. :/

“Throw the enclosed blood packet as far away from yourself as you can!”

Well, those instructions will surely instill confidence in ever passenger!!

That’s only in First Class! Coach gets hot dogs!

like the airlines would put out for the steaks in the first place…….

Hammers will be available from the Air Marshal after the crash is complete. Have a great flight.

Nope, the airlines prefer you die. It’s a lot cheaper to them than a long term rehabilitation.

sniff . sniff.

smells like rotten meat in here

Any A1 steak sauce?

I hope these steaks are hormone and antibiotic free, for the sharks sake.

Or, if attacked by an angry lobster, try the surf’n’turf…

In the event that the steaks need to be used, the cost will be added to your credit card as per the agreement you didn’t read.

Don’t fret, you aren’t surviving the water landing. Deep ocean, spiraling aircraft at 45 degrees = brick wall at 200 MPH

“Look Frank, another one of those “winged restaurants” just hit the water again…I wonder if the food’s good!? We’re sharks Earl, we’ll pretty much eat anything those “flying food trucks” serve! Yeah, but this one’s special…the food we usually eat, appears to be throwing steaks at us! By Jove, you’re right, Earl…they started serving appetizers!”

Excuse me, steward(ess): I think the sharks may like this one cooked. Can I get it in medium rare?

Judging from the smile on Bleeb’s face, that woman must be wearing a very short skirt.

Why would you want to attract sharks?

Bleeb is smiling because he can get into those boxes without breaking the glass, and is planning on having a barbecue after the aircraft touches down.