Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 17, 2020

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    Averagemoe  almost 4 years ago

    Human is the species, person is the level of intellect.

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    codycab  almost 4 years ago

    Someone should’ve stopped Phoebe.

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    Antiyonder  almost 4 years ago

    Phoebe needs to brush up on her Pastel Unicorn terminology.

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    Need coffee  almost 4 years ago

    Unicorns are people.

    That statement is in no way similar to the statement that soylent green is people.

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    andacar  almost 4 years ago

    I feel like this every single day I try to communicate with other people.

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    Troglodyte  almost 4 years ago

    Just don’t take it person-ally, Phoebe!

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    Tigressy  almost 4 years ago

    “…than you.”

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    BiggerNate91  almost 4 years ago

    I’m going to start using “you’re such a person” more often.

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    amaneaux  almost 4 years ago

    Do unicorns have “personalities”?

    Can humans have “unicornalities”?

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    William T. Goat, Esq.  almost 4 years ago

    Any creature with a person-ality is a person.

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    InquireWithin  almost 4 years ago

    No other humans.

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    cmxx  almost 4 years ago

    Phoebe should be saying “I am sorry I insulted you” instead of worrying that she set herself up so she can’t figure out if Marigold is insulting or complimenting her. But!—Phoebe’s very young yet, and she’s very good-hearted. She’ll learn better, and then she’ll do better.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Pheebs, you’ve been Unicorned!

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    She was totally correct in her first sentence.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 4 years ago

    “Oy! Unhand me, you, you-you…PERSON!” — the parrot on the Starship Titanic

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    asrialfeeple  almost 4 years ago

    I wouldn’t take it personally, Phoebe.

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    Me_3000  almost 4 years ago

    This is so a conversation I would have with a unicorn or other magical creature?

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    Azure the SeaWing  almost 4 years ago

    nah… if they did it would wreck this strip… and what would they say? “Hey Phoebe, if you do that you will put yourself in an awkward position” She would do it just to spite them….

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    She’s got PERSON-ality!

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    craigwestlake  almost 4 years ago

    Phoebe, just don’t take it personally…

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