Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for June 19, 2020

Cream of wheat is for people without teeth.

Let’s hope the cream of what is delicious and nutritious (and not costing three hundred and fifty dollars).

Cream of what will the new logo be?

What about “breafast” though, was that a typo? I’m confused.

I’m gonna pass on that one, Zig. I strongly suggest you do the same.

Who has three hundred and fifty dollars to spend on cream of what it is spelled cream of wheat not what it is $3.50 not $350.00.

No that ain’t a typo. Doesn’t everybody spend $350 on a brea fast? (Or should that be pronounced pray fast?)

I think I ate there once. I’m not good at remembering names, but my colon never forgets a restaurant!

This one literally made me LOL.

“Breafast”? You left out the Special K!

through careful trial and error, I’ve discovered that the K isn’t all that special

Oh No, you can’t have truth in advertising.

I didn’t realize they had rebranded Chief’s Surprise!

The menu propped on the counter in front of Ziggy looks to be labelled either as ‘MENY’ or ‘WHY’!

ha. who even uses “ain’t” anymore?

What is the matter. (It’s not immaterial.)

When giving someone a “flexible recipe” (one where you can adapt the ingredients to your own likes or needs) I will often put “1 can cream-of-something soup.” Somehow, I don’t think that’s quite what “Cream of What” means. Don’t order it, Ziggy. We like having you around!

Following the lead of Aunt Jemima, Mrs. Butterworth and Uncle Ben.

And out the door I’d be going. Never a fan of breakfasts at fast food places. Lunch back in the day yes, but not breakfast. I had my glass of milk for breakfast and that was it. Too much travel as college was on the other end of L.I.

In the Navy we had Mystery Meat.

“BREAFAST?” What is that? Now THAT’s a typo!

they changed the name already?

what is a “breafast special”?