Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 31, 2020

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Was that a flush or a jiggle?

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    mddshubby2005  about 4 years ago

    The throne must be prepared for the Queen.

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    alasko  about 4 years ago

    Arlo forgot to giggle the handle, and the sound of running water got to Janis.

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    David Huie Green YouSupportWhatYouDoNotOppose  about 4 years ago

    “Now I can use it.”

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    Nachikethass  about 4 years ago

    Why couldn’t she jiggle it if she was going anyway?

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    annqueue  about 4 years ago

    This one took me a minute. A little pictogram of a toilet with legs in panel three would’ve been more effective.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 4 years ago

    OK… took me a minute…

    and maybe you already got it.

     

    But if not…. Arlo tries to be quiet, but he wakes up Janis.

    And of course, she hears the toilet running.

    As soon as he goes back and fixes it, so she can sleep,

    she wakes up enough to need it herself.

     

    That’s why he looks annoyed, or at least startled…

    wishing he’d just gotten back in bed.

     

    Been there, done that.

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    DaveQuinn  about 4 years ago

    Janis just needs something to complain about. Lately that seems to be all she does.

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    micromos  about 4 years ago

    How the heck would a man know?

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    assrdood  about 4 years ago

    I interpreted a different scenario – I imagined Janis asked him if he remembered to flush.

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    admiree2  about 4 years ago

    JJ has had some gems but this one…?!?

    Either he has to walk around outside for some inspiration during this hunker in the bunker era, or he’s attempting to tell us that he’s an advocate of happy wife = happy life but it is getting to be a strain.
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    formathe  about 4 years ago

    Good comments today. We do not flush when one simply pees. Pure waste of water even with a low flow. A good investment is a slow close seat. I just pee and give it a flip and I’m in bed before it silently closes so she can use it if need be. Saved my marriage.

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    j.l.farmer  about 4 years ago

    maybe she has to go now too since she is up.

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    ChessPirate  about 4 years ago

    This reminds of a very old comic that I found amusing. A man has picked his butt a couple of inches off the couch, reaching for something, and his wife says: “Oh, while you’re up…” ☺

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    Tyge Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Life’s little aggravations.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Come on. Don’t tell me you’ve never waited until you wife came to bed and then asked her if she needed to pee.

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    He pissed her off one time too many!

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    What’s worse is, after she’s done, he’s gonna have to go jiggle the handle.

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    toshephe  about 4 years ago

    No words but so funny

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    Peam Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Separate toilets!

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    Greywolf46 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Judging from Arlo’s frown showing in the last panel, the toilet was still running afterr the handle jiggling, so Janis got up to fix it. Note that she is also frowning as she heads for the bathroom.

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