Whoa, is that a manipulation of the space/time continuum? So you’re saying that when I punch in…say…two hours on the microwave timer, then DELETE it, that I will move forward two hours in time? Or, do I bank that time to be used later? Sweet whistlin’ Geronimo, I’m gonna be rich!
Haha, my mother is always leaving time on our microwave too because she doesn’t hit cancel twice. I don’t worry about losing time, but it is annoying that I can’t see what time it is at a glance. :p
allen@home about 4 years ago
If you start clearing the timer. Maybe you can keep mom off your back.
Strob Premium Member about 4 years ago
In a few years, no hesitation at all sticking her in the home.
enigmamz about 4 years ago
“Yeah, but I kept the power bill down!”
eromlig about 4 years ago
“Children in India are eating cold food.”
jivanimark about 4 years ago
Q 17th letter of the alphabet. Things are heating up. I wonder what that means? QMAP.pub WWG1WGA Thanks John
scpandich about 4 years ago
That’s an hour less of electricity used to power the microwave. Show some gratitude, lady.
joe piglet Premium Member about 4 years ago
Thought that was a wife joke at first.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Well, now we know how it turned out for all those starving kids in China who would “be happy to get our spinach, cauliflower or liver and onions.”
DaveQuinn about 4 years ago
When my wife was a kid and did not want to eat supper her mother said “Kids are starving in Africa” My future wife said “Then send it to them”
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Double click. It works!
Bob Blumenfeld about 4 years ago
Son: “Dad! Dad! Guess what. I saved money by running home behind the bus!”Father: “Spendthrift! You should have run home behind a taxi.”
geese28 about 4 years ago
Wow accurate description
Plods with ...™ about 4 years ago
Not worth the fight.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member about 4 years ago
one time, I stopped the microwave at 1:12 and it got revenge later because I thought it was the time and made me late for an appointment
Dobie Premium Member about 4 years ago
Whoa, is that a manipulation of the space/time continuum? So you’re saying that when I punch in…say…two hours on the microwave timer, then DELETE it, that I will move forward two hours in time? Or, do I bank that time to be used later? Sweet whistlin’ Geronimo, I’m gonna be rich!
Spaceman Tom about 4 years ago
Has anyone else noticed the the mistake?
Ubintold about 4 years ago
I kind of like it. I may use it.
Ripplin Premium Member about 4 years ago
Haha, my mother is always leaving time on our microwave too because she doesn’t hit cancel twice. I don’t worry about losing time, but it is annoying that I can’t see what time it is at a glance. :p
Andrew Sleeth about 4 years ago
Well, now we know: John’s characters are as dumb as they are homely.
jbduncan about 4 years ago
no nukes in my house- annoys company when they have to use the stove. Not that lazy yet, and still don’t trust the radiation risk.