Mike Lester for April 10, 2020

Why the shortage??? Every time someone sneezes ten people shit their pants!

Slow News Day? Did Trump not Lie enough to make the Front page? The idea that NYC is planning to bury bodies on Hart island in the middle of Long island sound less important than the Toilet Paper shortage?

Your Priorities are astounding.

https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-dead-bodies-pandemic-de-blasio-new-york-city-capacity-20200409-6lgzfnm6k5ch5lgaos63fgx6rq-story.html

That ‘sketch’ must have taken all of 2 minutes. Thinking about what to draw. . .not so much.Maybe he’s not feeling well.

Lester’s thinking sex for pay? Quid pro Quo? Whatever is on the cart is wrong form for a roll and the cart has the wrong dimensions.

Guys! Quit trying to turn everything he draws into political fodder. While I might not agree with the majority of his ‘toons, I don’t care what your politics are, left or right, this damn cartoon is funny!

You and the missus, Mikey?

OK, I get the joke of giving something valuable to someone you care about can facilitate the above response. What I don’t get… Why are they cave people?

Now we know Mrs. Lester’s pet name for Mike.

Because only someone with the intellect of a caveman would hoard TP, I guess.

Careful! Trog belongs to the NCA. (National Club Association)

Is this autobiographical? Or, is this inspired by someone he knows who has such a large butt?

Sex for TP?? Why the heck not!

A quid pro roll?

So THAT’S what I was doing wrong all this time! I thought she just had a perpetual headache.

Trog! Wipe that sh!t-eating grin off your face (and how convenient that he has the means to do so in a big way)…