Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 05, 2020

Female Patient: “What was your first clue?”

she was the assistant, but then she split…

You saw that too, Doc? :D

She checked in because of toe-maine.

I hope she knows that they are going to charge her for two beds.

Thank you Nonnie Darnell! (sic?)

Pull yourself together ma’am.

This one was good for a chuckle.

She also suffers from “Restless Foot” syndrome, something all magician’s assistants being cut in half seem to have.

This hospital must get a lot of magician’s assistants, they already have the beds for them.

“ What seems to be the problem?”

Hey – only 1 per room in this wing!

Too funny by half!