Rob Rogers for March 13, 2020

And he’s doing a better job at distancing from those two than ever before. The Best!

Trump: Truth is just science’s way of making me look bad. I must keep my distance.

It’s well known that reality has a liberal bias.

Several times Pres. Trump has met and shook hands with severak people infected with the COVID19 and those people have been checked an found positive. Trump refuses to do so.

The man makes the Screwtape Letters come to life.

You must understand that, as long as Trump and Pence are not tested for the Covid-19 virus – they don’t have it!

It follows the republican position that, even if I did commit a crime, as long as I am not charged or if I don’t admit to it – I’m innocent – Trump has long used that particular defense to his great advantage.

It is well known that stress can create health problems. Normally, Trump has no stress in his life: watching the Fox propaganda channel all day and playing golf most weekends (costing taxpayers scores of millions of dollars) are so easy that ANY idiot could do it. The problem is Trump’s sad sick pathetic need for cheers and applause (even though he has never done anything in his life deserving of cheers and applause, and is not in fact capable it). Thus, without his rallies, and the imbeciles and lunatics who attend them, he will unquestionably start to feel stress. (Possibly for the first time since Stormy Daniels spanked him!) When his skin begins to turn a less healthy shade of orange, we will have every reason to wonder…..

That’s not social distancing, that’s truth distancing. Trump’s lack of social distancing (shaking hands with those infected) might actually get him sick. And if he continue to refuse to get tested and therefore get early care, it could be his demise.

He doesn’t do social  distancing. He does reality  distancing.

Headline on CNN.com at 7 PM CST Fri. Mar. 13: “President says he takes no responsibility for early coronavirus testing failures”

As Gomer Pyle would say, “Surprise, surprise!”

The government’s declaration of a “National Emergency” should be made retroactive to November 8, 2016.

He needs to call Mitch in for lunch

He’s not capable of understanding either one, so they must be evil and to be avoided! He does that especially well with the first one……

The cause of the panic is not the facts. The cause is that people no longer believe that the government can be trusted to give us the facts- on this issue or any other. We are told what it is most beneficial for the administration that we believe. And, we are pretty sure that if a few million of us die to keep Trump in office that he will consider that a good deal. The virus may not be adequate cause for panic, but that fact is.

Ya just gotta know that right now, at this very moment, somewhere in America the run-of-the-mill evil right-wingers are trying to figure out how to use this to suppress voter turnout, while the extra-evil ones are working out the angles on declaring martial law.

Right on the money Rob!