Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 27, 2020

That’s telling him. Reed.

Reed’s word salad is positively t-Rumpian!!

Reminds me of a previous UK Prime Minister Harold Macmillan who said after a long Soviet rant “Yes, I’d like that translated”

No need to turn the Pink wheels in your head Pinkish just stay with " OUT ! "

“Methinks thou doth protest too mightily … "

I think we found the cat who writes speeches for Donald Trump.

Better check the catnip stash.

Rob is a real drag…and a dork.

Dropkick Reed. Against the door.

And cry like babies. Funny.

Sounds better than some writing I have seen.

Ha! Funny!

Werd!

If the shoe fits, boot him with it!

Well, he’s about as good as Bucky . . . but that’s not saying much.

Well, Reed is a Dadaist. He writes oral Dada poetry.

I’ve asked these questions before, and never got answers. What floor is Rob’s apartment on? Don’t his windows open? Is an underhanded fling of something (creature) out a window more effective than simply dropping it down the side of the building?