Jeff Stahler for March 10, 2020

Trump wants to use taxpayer dollars to buy it when he hangs around Mar a Lardgo, being he’s all full of **it.

It’s also sequestering carbon. Inefficiently, but doing it.

He realizes all their savings are likely to be flushed in the coming recession.

You don’t lose anything unless you SELL! You win if you BUY!

Gee, I should have listened to Trump and bought stock when he told me to. After all, he knows more than every financial analyst in the world put together.

Also if I get the virus I will make sure that I go to work just like he said. I’m not staying home like those namby-pamby politicians who ignore his advice and are loafing around at home. Why do they get to goof off on my taxpayer dollar? Trump should order them back to work!

If you had bought hand sanitizer and toilet paper futures on January 1, you’d be on easy street now.

trump has a bad history of wrecking what he touches.. why should America be exempt. The man is a fool and is totally inept as president in times of stress.

Can they force prisoners to make more toilet paper?

Since Marcal burned to the ground in Paterson, the value of bumf has increased.

Trump is running the USA the same way he ran his bankrupted companies.

Former Republicans, now the Party of Trump, were fond of saying that ‘the stock market is not the economy’ during the entire Obama administration.

Now they have proved their point, only in a way they didn’t expect.

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It is now obvious that the Party of Trump does not give a sh*t about the economy — they care ONLY about the stock market.

Trump is doing everything he can think of to try to rescue the stock market — an ‘emergency’ rate cut, along with a proposed tax cut. Unfortunately, those are the limits of things he can think of.

Facing the virus crisis, telling the truth about it, putting experts in charge, maybe even trying to put back the Obama pandemic response structures — all of those are absolutely unthinkable.

Trump would rather watch hundreds of thousands of Americans die. (So would Putin)

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#TraitorTrump

After the crisis has passed, it won’t be worth $h!t.

Or maybe it’s what your 401K is now worth. (Or, as Il Douche would put it, “409K.”)

If the republicans get a hold of your retirement money it won’t be worth the paper its printed on.

One wipe at a time. ;)