Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 09, 2020

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    It’s too early in the morning to be looking up big words. I’ll wait and read the comments later.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Chick needs a bigger washtub. Her fear of bathing may well be fixed if she has a tub that won’t dissolve into splinters when she goes for a bath.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    That looks like the “tub” one would put Apples in for dunking..LOL……not big enough for a dive, and or a bath, however!

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago

    …well…I don’t like to be bathed in compliments…

    …some countries believe that our obsession with smelling clean is unnecessary artificial …

    …but I like to put rootbeer scented urinal cakes in my pinpoints…

    …I used to suffer from acne, but my grandmother-in-law said it was by bathing everyday…

    …to my amazement, my acne and dry skin cleared up…

    …but I just feel so dirty…

    …rubber ducky your the one…

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    bxclent  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    isn’t there a Popeye joke in there somewhere?

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    What would Mr. Bubbles or Mr. Clean think?

    One wiff of Jif or 3Hour Skippy peanut butter anf you will go looking for another butter peanut butter cookie.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 4 years ago

    My friend used to say, “I can smell a cop.”

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    coltish1  over 4 years ago

    Looking at her shoes, I would hope she might get past her fears long enough to freshen up. I mean, she has been sparring in the ring, after all.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 4 years ago

    She needs a Froglandian bathmat imprinted with motivational encouragements … like:

    “Feel powerless? Just remember that a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down a restaurant” …!

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    garrodwilbur  over 4 years ago

    just be sure that you remove your shoes before bathing

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Leave your fears behind! Get the all-new Big Girl’s Bathing Tub! —Can also be used to house your pet alligator if you are from the Great Froglandian Swamp region and like exotic pets that smell worse than you do.

    Also, try Froglandia’s favorite bathing soap and body lotion, made from genuine twice-boiled frog skins, flavored with fecal plumage! It’s on sale, too, a real loss leader!

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    INGSOC   over 4 years ago

    An empty barrel unfilled with belly flops..

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 4 years ago

    My abulations is disgustipating!

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cd/31/ed/cd31ed42676564cc1b3cf5f57c47de4c.jpg

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Splish splash! I was taking a bath, long about Sunday and Monday night….

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago

    …if I had to wear bathing shoes I might stop bathing…

    …curds and whey…

    … cruds and suds…

    …a bird bath…

    … How does Aquaman bathe?…

    … Onomatopoeia everytime I see ya…

    …are your feet really getting clean if you pee in the shower?…

    …and can you really have fun knowing someone else is peeing in the pool?…

    …and how healthy can it be swimming in fish slime and urine?…

    …President Obama pretended to drink the Flint water, but called it safe…

    ..Trump sells it as a magic elixir…

    …but there has to be food…

    …I won’t go if there’s no food…

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago

    …if I had to wear bathing shoes I might stop bathing…

    … curds and whey…

    … cruds and suds…

    …a bird bath…

    … How does Aquaman bathe?…

    … Onomatopoeia everytime I see ya…

    …are your feet really getting clean if you pee in the shower?…

    …and can you really have fun knowing someone else is peeing in the pool?…

    …and how healthy can it be swimming in fish slime and urine?…

    …President Obama pretended to drink the Flint water, but called it safe…

    ..Trump sells it as a magic elixir…

    …but there has to be food…

    …I won’t go if there’s no food…

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    ransomknotts  over 4 years ago

    What a ninny. That bucket is empty.

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