Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 03, 2020

I’m torn between wanting this to use the name of a Nostrilverse parody, and knowing that it would be hard to come up with one that makes it obvious who the real world equivalent is.

1. I wonder if we’re in for Marigold becoming a supervillain for a while.

2. Now I imagine Phoebe eating cookies on Marigold and getting some crumb in her fur, much to the latter’s annoyance.

We know Bert from “Sesame Street”, Marigold. Don’t assume. You know what they say about that.

Hold out for Cookie Monster, Marigold.

Because you get cookies.

While I also know who Bert of “Sesame Street” is, is it a good thing Ms. Simpson decided not to go with a modern-day television character like Squidward Tentacles from “SpongeBob SquarePants”?

Please, for the love of little green apples, say “full bridge rectifier” for me, Marigold. Do this one thing and I will adore you for the rest of my days.

Bert is of a very non-sparkly personality.

‘Unibrow’ is not a becoming look for Marigold. I hope she gets over her jealousy soon.

Marigold Heavenly Unibrow.

Poor jealous Marigold. Maybe she’ll turn green?

If Marigold develops a pigeon fetish, watch out! :)

I foresee a very dark future for Ernie.

I don’t know him either, I haven’t seen Sesame street since MLP appeared.

She DOES look like Bert! Ha, now she just needs a pigeon friend and some plain oatmeal to eat!

Does that make Phoebe Ernie?

Not really, Marigold. Just think of Felix Unger, only not so gay…. :-)

Quick, grab a mirror. She’ll start focusing on her beauty and forget about this

Seriously, Bert is not sparkly when you get to know him.

I see her more like Helga G. Pataki from “Hey Arnold”

To me she’s got more like a Frida Kahlo vibe.

Any reference to Bert (possibly the greatest Muppet ever) gets an A+ in my book :)

Nice reference. Bert and Sesame Street are awesome.

Sorry you’re feeling jealous, though, Marigold. You’re still great.

That brow looks like a bow.

if that helps you marigold totally sparkly