“101 Huge Knock On Jokes” ??? (had to do a screen capture, paste it into an editor, flip it both horizontally & vertically … then make it large enough to read … sheesh).
How many Trumps does it take to change a light bulb?Get real. They don’t change their own light bulbs. That’s not the kind of screwing they’re good at.
Everything about today’s strip is hilarious, but, IMO, “Well, with the proper funding-” coupled with Satch’s pensive look is the MOST hilarious (and true) line.
How many lawyers to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it REALLY gets screwed. How many mice to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but darned if I know how they get in there.
Alas, Bucky, I fear you are right. We never will know as long as all the dim bulbs cling to their misbegotten belief a two-party system is all that works — noting for the record, however, that liberalism is neither a political party nor the prima facie antithesis of the Republican Party.
Democrats would change quite a lot. They would give us Medicare for all. They would give everyone the right to a free education. They would fix our roads and bridges. But, they would have to get the Republicans out of the way in order to be able to change anything, because the Republicans don’t want anything improved if it costs the rich or if a Democrat might get credit for it. VOTE BLUE 2020— all the way from your local school board to the White House. The middle class has supported this country while the 1% got the benefits long enough now.
Quabaculta over 4 years ago
How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?CHANGE!!?!!!!!!!!
Breadboard over 4 years ago
Replace the Bulb with a new LED … Should be a long time before this question gets asked again ;-)
iggyman over 4 years ago
To change a bulb in a government building, first you do a study, put the job out for bid, and find a relative is the best person for the job!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
Copyright 2007! I had to check cause it seemed so apropos.
mrcooncat over 4 years ago
“101 Huge Knock On Jokes” ??? (had to do a screen capture, paste it into an editor, flip it both horizontally & vertically … then make it large enough to read … sheesh).
Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member over 4 years ago
Now THIS is my kind of funny and balanced political cartooning. Rock ‘em Sock ‘em robot style. Everybody takes their lumps. Well done, Darby!
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
It is pointless to tell Bucky to settle down.
Meledosia over 4 years ago
I suddenly had this weird vision of an owl licking a Tootsie Pop????
SmallMeadow over 4 years ago
How many Trumps does it take to change a light bulb?Get real. They don’t change their own light bulbs. That’s not the kind of screwing they’re good at.
chris_o42 over 4 years ago
Question: How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: What’s a lightbulb??
SanityRules Premium Member over 4 years ago
really good one!
YippiKiAyMofo over 4 years ago
Everything about today’s strip is hilarious, but, IMO, “Well, with the proper funding-” coupled with Satch’s pensive look is the MOST hilarious (and true) line.
ajr58 over 4 years ago
How many lawyers to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it REALLY gets screwed. How many mice to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but darned if I know how they get in there.
Brain Pudding over 4 years ago
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lght bulb? Only one but the light bulb really has to WANT to change.
frequency270 over 4 years ago
As a third party I weep and laugh at the final punchline at the same time.
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Alas, Bucky, I fear you are right. We never will know as long as all the dim bulbs cling to their misbegotten belief a two-party system is all that works — noting for the record, however, that liberalism is neither a political party nor the prima facie antithesis of the Republican Party.
dlaemmerhirt999 over 4 years ago
Okay, that last one was pretty darn good!
Kilrwat Premium Member over 4 years ago
Plus ca change…
Diane Lee Premium Member over 4 years ago
Democrats would change quite a lot. They would give us Medicare for all. They would give everyone the right to a free education. They would fix our roads and bridges. But, they would have to get the Republicans out of the way in order to be able to change anything, because the Republicans don’t want anything improved if it costs the rich or if a Democrat might get credit for it. VOTE BLUE 2020— all the way from your local school board to the White House. The middle class has supported this country while the 1% got the benefits long enough now.
RonaldDad Premium Member over 4 years ago
Equal opportunity satire. I like it.
NWdryad over 4 years ago
Just enough third partiers to screw up the election
remdog2 over 4 years ago
How many NewYorkers does it take to change a light bulb? None of your f#@$&in’ business!
BlitzMcD over 4 years ago
Once again, Bucky takes a decisive lead in the logic and reason department.
Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member over 4 years ago
Bucky sure nailed us liberals.