Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 06, 2020

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Such a CORNY question to ask someone with GRASS brains.

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Scarecrow will sweep the Oscars. Lion will represent major movie studio. Tin Man will show up in a historical diorama at a digital convention, where little girl will star at the data entry display. Dog gets part in Thin Man movies as Asta’s double.

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    LilyGilder  over 4 years ago

    Face it, his resume is probably nothing to crow about…..

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    Jeff0811  over 4 years ago

    The tin man is looking for something in precious metals, and Dorothy is looking for her dream job. The lion isn’t picky, anything as a king/president would be fine with him.

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    SuperAndy Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s odd, I heard the scarecrow was up for a promotion. Because he was outstanding in his field!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    It sounds like a load of crop.

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    Earnestly Frank  over 4 years ago

    A man outstanding in his field.

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    Herb L 1954  over 4 years ago

    Isn’t Oz short for ounce?

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    khcm1157  over 4 years ago

    Just make sure you speak clearly and say ‘Corn’ and not ‘Porn’.

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    Dr_Fogg  over 4 years ago

    he must have been in the field of dreams :-)

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    InTraining  over 4 years ago

    Just don’t answer “Hemp”…!

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Any openings for a new wizard?

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    He needs to lead with a strong straw man proposal.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    applying for that job? he was just grasping at straws…

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