Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for September 20, 2019

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    mccollunsky  about 5 years ago

    Please really is a magic word

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    Olddog1  about 5 years ago

    May I?

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    Ida No  about 5 years ago

    No you may not.

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    Fiona D Premium Member about 5 years ago

    This lady deserves everything she’s gonna get.

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    Senex  about 5 years ago

    “Never mind, now.”

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    NancyLouiseFreeman  about 5 years ago

    Kids: “What’s for dessert?”Mom & Dad: “No it isn’t.”My brother came up with the genius phrase “Please inform me of the dessert.”

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    danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Any interpretation that gets him out of there before it’s too late, is the correct one.

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    William Bludworth Premium Member about 5 years ago

    When you have to go, grammar is irrelevant.

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    K. A. Lucas'95  about 4 years ago

    Kevin: So long, chumps!

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    K. A. Lucas'95  over 3 years ago

    Mrs. Campbell: Hey! That’s not what i meant, Kevin!

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    ngolla  over 3 years ago

    Boy’s got skills

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    Big Nаte  about 3 years ago

    Yeah, Mrs. Godfrey uses that against me all the time anyways.

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    jschol57  almost 3 years ago

    My uncle used to do this to me ALL THE TIME.

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    leopardglily  about 2 years ago

    “You know that’s not what I meant!” And in the first panel that’s not what he meant, so you deserved that.

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    lesbian4life7997  12 months ago

    OMG forget about grammar, do you want the kid to pee his pants? That actually happened to one of my friends once. Our teacher that year was a jerk.

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    SnowyStuffing  8 months ago

    If you fall for this, you really need to read the oldest tricks in the book.

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