Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for July 06, 2019

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    GROG Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It does sound fitting for two such special cases.

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    Lolapoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    No, that escalator was Trump announcing his candidacy. I don’t think he would do well at math camp. Sample camp question: You hop on a plane at 10:00 a.m. from LaGuardia, leaving Melania and your baby boy at home. At what time would Stormy Daniels have to catch a flight from Dallas in order to meet you at the same time in Reno? (assume same flight speeds)

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    Martin 78  almost 5 years ago

    Depends on whether or not those airports are still held by the English, French or Spanish.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Yes, but if either of you have an ounce of “coolness” you’ll rule as king and queen!

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Why does it matter, they’ll be in the same grade next year.

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    1953Baby  almost 5 years ago

    First math assignment: figure the length of the down escalator, then the velocity it must travel to get from the top to the bottom in x seconds". . .or something like that.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Trigonometry is an excellent way of aiming cannons and mortars.

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    grenjello  almost 5 years ago

    I guess you call that karma for stealing granma’s credit card,

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