Linus, just tell her that Schroeder is waiting for her at his house with a box of chocolates for her. She’ll leave so fast that she’ll leave the door wide open. You walk in and then lock all the doors .. and she’ll be on the outside looking in.
Lucy could use a knuckle sandwich to go into that big mouth. Schulz must of had issues with an older sister when he was a kid to focus on a character as nasty as Lucy
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
Did not think of parental concern, did you, Lucy?
jagedlo about 5 years ago
These days, he probably would have “The World’s Greatest Attorney” with him suing her for kicking him out of the house…
juncarlo about 5 years ago
Good question, Linus. Does your mom know anything about this?
JudyHendrickson about 5 years ago
too bad you live there lucy!!!
jpayne4040 about 5 years ago
No. She hasn’t even noticed you’re gone.
GirlGeek Premium Member about 5 years ago
He pulled the Mom card
mrcooncat about 5 years ago
Linus, just tell her that Schroeder is waiting for her at his house with a box of chocolates for her. She’ll leave so fast that she’ll leave the door wide open. You walk in and then lock all the doors .. and she’ll be on the outside looking in.
e.groves about 5 years ago
Can you imagine Lucy as an adult female with PMS?
cdward about 5 years ago
It’s hard to tell. All she ever says is, “Wah wah waaah wah.”
Fishenguy Premium Member about 5 years ago
Yeah, I want to know that too.
preacherman about 5 years ago
This is totally stupid. I’m just not staying with this loop until Linus gets home.
Mumblix Premium Member about 5 years ago
Mom is in the hospital, Linus. But don’t worry. Tomorrow you’ll get good news.
Irish53 about 5 years ago
Lucy could use a knuckle sandwich to go into that big mouth. Schulz must of had issues with an older sister when he was a kid to focus on a character as nasty as Lucy
Darryl Heine about 5 years ago
Linus: How come you miss Lucy and your mother if you won’t go away?
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
“Yes. Just this morning she asked, ‘Where’s that preachy little kid with the blanket?’”
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
There is no more Mom or Dad – I’m in charge now.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
This is still the same day and mom does’t know yet.
B UTTONS about 5 years ago
By the way Lucy, I sent back to Schroeder an invitation to something. I wrote back, not interested without regrets.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Are you sure you want to ask that Linus?