The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for October 31, 2022

The underwear making company, Jockey was having a tough time with stock theft.On departure for home, all workers’ bags were searched and everything always seemed OK. All security measures you can think of were put in place…Auditors were called in but still no one was caught and stock continued to disappear.

All workers, including management were checked on departure and no one was caught with more than one pair.

Then….One day, the Auditor advised security to ‘check all workers on their arrival..’ and the case was solved!

Do wild animals have the capacity to show empathy toward other creatures? Watch the following link and decide for yourself:

https://imgur.com/gallery/VpjKppN

Two friends are hiking in the woods

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When one stops to pee. During his potty stop, he is bitten on the dick by a rattlesnake. He cries for help, and his friend comes running over. He sees the snake slithering away and his friend holding his wounded member and immediately calls poison control.

“Please help me, my friend’s been bitten by a rattlesnake!” The man cries to the Poison Control operator. The operator calms the man before giving him two instructions: first, place a tourniquet on the wound, then to suck the poison out of the afflicted area.

The man gratefully thanks the operator before hanging up. His friend turns to look at him and panickedly asks “What did they say?”

“They said you’re going to die!” his friend responds.

When I was just a little kid, I used to pray for a bicycle. Then as I grew older I learned in Sunday school, that’s not how prayer works.

So I stole a bike…and prayed for forgiveness.

They is off to prepares for big taco party tomorrow for Newzy is back!