Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 30, 2019

The joy of not having a conscience.

Just wait until class, Susie. Then you can pound Calvin.

Why do you want an eraser? She’s going to throw it at you!

See! Calvin has learned to write! He does pay some attention.

stay tuned………….

This has to be the only time Susie has ever gotten in trouble with Miss Wormwood.

He isn’t

It’s part of life Susie. Sometimes good people get the shaft too.

Awwww, they’re thinking of each other.

better yet justwait till heb grows upand hasakid likehim!!!! KARMA!!!

Typical. Teachers and referies don’t see the bad behavior, they see the reaction to the bad behavior. You will just have to get him later.

This will resolve appropriately. Calvin’s digging his own “grave” by continuing to badger Suzie.

Sheesh. Do they end up married in later life?

Calvin feeling terrible? Come on, Suzie; you should know better than that!

Ah! Young love…

I still remember the time in grade school when the teacher had to step out of the room and several kids began acting up, when the teacher returned we all got punished.

I know exactly how Susie feels. I’m the one who got banned from my senior Prom because Johnny puked in the bathroom at a school dance a couple weeks earlier. I’m the one who got blamed when Kevin broke a porcelain doll at a friends party. I’m the one who got spanked for saying pirate ship when my mother heard pile of ….

Calvin’s version of a love note.

Reminds me of a time at our dinner table while we were having spaghetti and my brother said something so hilarious that I could not stop laughing. And the spaghetti sauce went up my nose and made me laugh even harder. My Dad got so mad but I was the one who got blamed because I could not control my laughter and so I got sent to my room! That punishment still bugs me over 50 years later!!!

There is a book, Susie, written over the course of a thousand or so years.In it is a chapter about a man named Job. It may not have the answer, but you can take some comfort that people have been asking the same kind of questions for millennia.

If you compare your fortunes with those of others, you will be disappointed. – I think I read that in a Chinese Fortune Cookie. My philosophy is based on a wide variety of readings.

Susie needs to realize that Calvin has no regrets.

Susie really has a bowling ball shaped head.

Hang in there, Susie. I once told my father that something “wasn’t fair.” Dad put his hand on my shoulder and said, “Son, ‘fair’ is a four letter word beginning with ‘f’ that should never be used in polite society.”

Well, at least Calvin did learn to write.

Is Watterson trying to show how low Calvin can go?

Terrible? ’Fraid not, Susie.

I hate to throw in politics: we have about the same with our leader.

I always sat in the front of class when I was in elementary school if I could choose it.

For a kid who is as bad of a student as he is, he has a pretty good spelling. :-)

She just needs to hand it to the teacher and her handle Calvin the little monster.

I can’t wait ’til Monday!

The remorseless Calvin strikes again!

Calvin the Remorseless!

Calvin feel terrible about Susie taking the rap? That little sociopath? Not likely!

What does he want with an eraser?? I don’t think we want to know.