Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 29, 2019

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    alasko  over 5 years ago

    So, you were expecting Arlo would ask for something “else?”

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    Ruth Brown  over 5 years ago

    False advertising, Arlo, false advertising.

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ah yes, the maid uniform is next.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 5 years ago

    Every now and then, Arlo likes to play Pepe Le Pew and chase Janis around the house. (Making her do all those dishes – The skunk!)

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    Well, the down-on-her-luck socialite has to pay somehow, doesn’t she?

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    Tyge Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Some roleplay fantasy is better than others.

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    John Smith  over 5 years ago

    Cut the guy some slack, before the night’s over he’ll give her a big tip

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Kinda reminds me of a bad (and old) joke….

    Usually stretched out long…. but for a shorter version:

     

    Guy sitting alone in a bar…. notices an ample blonde woman in a low cut dress giving him the eye.

    He returns her gaze.

    She moves to the stool next to him, leans toward him, and says, in a throaty voice… “Lonely tonight?”

    “Yes,” he says, truthfully.

     

    She leans closer still, and whispers in his ear…. “Listen. Just give me $200 and I’ll do anything you want.”

    “Anything?? Promise?”

    “Yes.”

     

    So…. he opens his wallet, hands her two $100 bills.

    Leans toward her and whispers…. “Paint my house.”

     

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    ScullyUFO  over 5 years ago

    And just exactly what does the dishwashing machine do?

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    Tom_Tildrum  over 5 years ago

    Arlo’s getting old….

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    shamino  over 5 years ago

    Reminds me of “the Utility Room”.

    http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/311680579645

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    Egrayjames  over 5 years ago

    I guess his comment hit too close for comfort…..too close to reality.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Looks like Arlo made chili.

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    JohnHarry Premium Member over 5 years ago

    This has to be an old porno movie plot that Jimmy likes.

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    Leojim  over 5 years ago

    Getting just a wee bit kinky they are.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Tomorrow night you get to be the angry dominatrix.

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    Tyge Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You expected maybe a hot meal and a warm bed???

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Give her dishwater arms and hands.

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    paul brians  over 5 years ago

    Making dishwashing sexy spoils the joke. The point is that what he said suggested to her that she playing the poor socialite would offer sex instead of money, whereas he chose to have her pay off her imaginary restaurant bill by washing the dishes he’s shown bringing her. His apron shows he did the cooking but has foisted the clean-up off on her.

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    rlaker22j  over 5 years ago

    I thought he put his foot in his mouth again

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 5 years ago

    Anything to keep the fires burning!

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    soap12  over 5 years ago

    I would have expected the club owner to have given the choice: Do dishes or do “it.” If Arlo only wanted Janis to do the dishes, he really blew it; Janis obviously would have chosen “it.”

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    jediller  over 5 years ago

    Been a while since Arlo and Janis, won a Arlo and Janis award

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    David Huie Green PrepareBeforeOrRegretLater  over 5 years ago

    Not what you were expecting?

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    cabalonrye  over 5 years ago

    There’s a thing called a washing machine. You should try it.

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    jonesbeltone  over 5 years ago

    You know, Janis never complains about his cooking, just the cleaning up. I assume there is an agreement between them regarding cooking and washing up. But, as is the norm, Janis still will complain. So, Arlo always allows her an “out”. Wish I was as crafty; would have avoided a lot of arguments.

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    Purple-Stater Premium Member over 5 years ago

    So many people that understand what she’s saying… but don’t understand the joke.

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    I believe she was expecting a little more excitement in the role play…

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