Next time, Calvin, you’ll stay hidden longer if you aren’t running around. Which brings up the question: what was Calvin going to do the whole day? His mom’s always at the house, right?
I just saw Clint Eastwood’s 15:17 to Paris. The three guys who stopped the terrorists were in elementary school together and were always in trouble, just like Calvin.
I always think it’s funny that poor Susie has to sit next to Calvin in class. What’s up with Miss Wormwood? Why doesn’t she separate them? Wins for everyone except we readers, we love seeing them torment each other.
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
She owes it all to you, Calvin. Having you around has kept your Mom in tip-top shape.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 5 years ago
Just Zogwargs on rocket scooters. Nothing too extraordinary.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
good luck, Calvin, in trying again
codycab over 5 years ago
Same time next time.
bluram over 5 years ago
If I’m my memory serves me right Mom ran the 200 metres high hurdles in the 2004 Sumer Olympics.
whahoppened over 5 years ago
Blame yourself,Calvin. You keep her active and in shape.
JoanHelen over 5 years ago
This is one of my favourite Calvin strips. :)
Patrick Hunt Premium Member over 5 years ago
Now we know why Calvin’s parents are so slender and in shape.
Anathema Premium Member over 5 years ago
I do wish Calvin’s parents would use stronger discipline. Like taking his tiger toy away from him for a few days.
DaveG1960 over 5 years ago
Curse those adult legs…
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
The Zogwarg queen has her way!
sargon1 over 5 years ago
The eye-roll in the last panel is eloquent.
Who, me? over 5 years ago
“…when she cleared the hedge.” Now that’s a picture.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 5 years ago
Calvin should never underestimate Mom.
Prescott_Philosopher over 5 years ago
I actually laughed out loud at this one.
Bookworm over 5 years ago
Hot pursuit; what a concept.
rshive over 5 years ago
Mom is good, no question. Guess you’re sentenced to school for a while, Calvin.
flemmingo over 5 years ago
My Mom had extraordinary strength and endurance. We didn’t mess with her if and when she got mad at us.
Chad Cheetah over 5 years ago
Next time, Calvin, you’ll stay hidden longer if you aren’t running around. Which brings up the question: what was Calvin going to do the whole day? His mom’s always at the house, right?
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Moms are like cheetahs. Very, very fast in very, very short bursts.
Display over 5 years ago
Ugh. I keep telling that kid to hedge his bets but he never listens.
swanridge over 5 years ago
It’s not that she wanted him at school, but the thought of having home home all day long was unbearable.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
She went over the hedge? Did she see a raccoon, turtle, and squirrel?
carlzr over 5 years ago
I just saw Clint Eastwood’s 15:17 to Paris. The three guys who stopped the terrorists were in elementary school together and were always in trouble, just like Calvin.
yangeldf over 5 years ago
ah, so he was self aware and lucid, nevermind he’s just a short sighted brat
Scoutmaster77 over 5 years ago
Never underestimate the power of mom!
josh_bisbee over 5 years ago
Moms trump all.
TheCoosBayBachelor over 5 years ago
I always think it’s funny that poor Susie has to sit next to Calvin in class. What’s up with Miss Wormwood? Why doesn’t she separate them? Wins for everyone except we readers, we love seeing them torment each other.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 5 years ago
She could have probably leveled Jim Brown in his prime at that moment. Do NOT mess with an angry mom!